Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

1. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

2. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you are on the road.

3. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let
you try it out a few times.

4. Your primary gun does not mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

5. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

6. A gun does not take up a lot of closet space.

7. Guns function normally every day of the month.

8. A gun does not ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

9. A gun does not mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman...

10. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.