Funny Valentine Quotes

• 'I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.' 

• 'Women are cursed, and men are the proof.' 

• 'Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself.'  

• 'Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.' 

• 'My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.'

• 'The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.' 

• 'I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up.' 

• 'Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.' 

• Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults.