- 'I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.'
- 'Women are cursed, and men are the proof.'
- 'Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself.'
- 'Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.'
- 'My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.'
- 'The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.'
