1) TRANSPORTATION:
It is advised that you come to work driving a car according to your salary.
A) If we see you driving a Honda, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise.
B) If you drive a 10 year old car or taking public transportation, we assume you must have lots of savings therefore you do not need a raise.
C) If you drive a Pickup, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.
2) ANNUAL LEAVE:
Each employee will receive 104 Annual Leave days a year ( Wow! Said 1 employee).
- They are called SATURDAYs AND SUNDAYs.
3) LUNCH BREAK:
A) Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy.
B) Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
C) Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast and take a diet pill.
