Showing posts with label marriage jokes. Show all posts
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Jan 24, 2011

The Difference If You Marry A Glasgow Girl


Three friends married women from different parts of the world.....

The first man married a Filipino.  He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.
It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a Thai. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.  The first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day he saw it was better.
By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done,and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Glasgow.