Ten Commandments for Those Over 50 Years Old

For those that are already 50, start practicing.
For those almost 50, get ready.
For those where 50 is a long way off, help your parents do it..

10 Commandments for Those Over 50 Years Old
1. Focus on enjoying people,
Not on indulging in or accumulating material things.

2. Plan to spend whatever you have saved.
You deserve to enjoy it and the few healthy years you have left.
Travel if you can afford it.
Don't leave anything for your children or loved ones to quarrel about.
By leaving something, you may even cause more trouble when you are gone.

3. Live in the here and now,
Not in the yesterdays and tomorrows. It is only today that you can handle. Yesterday is gone, tomorrow may not even happen.

Internet Tips

In order to use the Internet Explorer (IE) effectively, we have some basic tips for you to try… Ok let's go now.

1. To extend the window area of the IE, you can make it easy by pressing the F11 key. Then you press it again in order to return the IE to the normal window.
2. Sometimes you want to search a keyword in a long web page that you are surfing. How do you do ?? Just press Ctrl+F and place the keyword you want.
3. Using Backspace key in your keyboard instead of clicking Back in the IE window.
4. You can close your IE window that you are surfing by Ctrl+W.
5. To see the surfing websites history, Press F4 key to see the URL which you have typed.
6. Press Ctrl+D in order to save the URL which you are surfing. And the URL will be in the Favorites.

Can U Beat This Resume

RESUME

EDUCATION /Qualification:
1950: Stood first in BA (Hons), Economics, Punjab University, Chandigarh ,
1952; Stood first in MA (Economics), Punjab University , Chandigarh ,
1954; Wright's Prize for distinguished performance at St John's College, Cambridge,
1955 and 1957; Wrenbury scholar, University of Cambridge ,
1957; DPhil ( Oxford ), DLitt (Honoris Causa); PhD thesis on India 's export competitiveness

OCCUPATION /Teaching Experience :
Professor (Senior lecturer, Economics, 1957-59;
Reader, Economics, 1959-63;
Professor, Economics, Punjab University , Chandigarh , 1963-65;
Professor, International Trade, Delhi School of Economics, University of Delhi,1969-71 ;
Honorary professor, Jawaharlal Nehru University ,New Delhi,1976 and Delhi School of Economics, University of Delhi ,1996 and Civil Servant

Funny Valentine Quotes

• 'I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.' 

• 'Women are cursed, and men are the proof.' 

• 'Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself.'  

• 'Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.' 

• 'My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.'

• 'The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.' 

Amazing one Liners

1. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
2. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
both dogs!
3. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme stuff, why didnt he just buy dinner?
4. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables then what is baby oil made from?
5. If electricity comes from electrons, what does morality come from?
6 Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Love Marriage VS Arrange Marriage

Love Marriage: Resembles procedural programming language. We have some set functions like flirting, going to movies together, making long conversations on phone and then try to fit all functions to the candidate we like.
Arranged Marriage: Similar to object oriented programming approach. We first fix the candidate and then try to implement functions on her. The main object is fixed and various functions are added to supplement the main program. The functions can be added or deleted.

Love Marriage: It is a throwaway type of prototype as client requirements rises with time thus it is a dynamic system and difficult to maintain.
Arranged Marriage: Requirements are well defined so use of waterfall model is possible.

Top 10 Difference Between Men And Women

The Difference Between Men And Women..?

1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

5. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman- before and after marriage.