April Fools recollection of an old lady

Defense Attorney:
Will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady:
I am 94 years old.

Defense Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm
spring evening,   when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and
sat down beside me.

Career Song - The 8 stages

1. When in college:
Hum honge kaamiyaab, Hum honge kaam iyaab ek din.....

2. When giving interview to Multi National Company:
Tu hi re.. Too hi re ....tere binaaa main kaise jiyunn....

3. Waiting for interview result:
Intehaa ho gai Intzaarki... Aayinaaa kuch khabar mere yaarki....

4. Just joined:
Too cheez badi hai mast mast.....

5. After some time:
Ye kahaan aa gaye hum??

6. After some more time: